I experienced something new a few days ago. I was asked to give a spanking by a young man, approximately 23 years old. We agree to our terms and he comes over. I am fully dressed in a dress and leggings. He comes over and almost strips naked as soon as he gets here. Ok. I explain to him that I will use a riding crop, a leather slapper, and my bare palm. All tools I have used for my own butt swats. I know exactly how hard to deliver to achieve the correct results. Well…
Here’s where shit goes sideways. I sit down and he immediately puts himself buns-upward in my lap. He buried a Prostate toy in himself. Ok. I begin.
Immediately I start to notice a rather foul odor & it seemed to get worse with each swat. I don’t see poop, so I am puzzled. (Where is that shit smell coming from?) I realize what the problem is. His body was unwashed for what smelled like several days, especially his ass. Unfortunately, each hit seemed to bury the stink into my hand skin. As I am dealing with his terrible butt odor, he’s humping my clothed lap like a hamster on Viagra. All of a sudden he stops, cums all over my clean dress, immediately asks me to eat his ass, got mad I refused, gets up and immediately throws on clothes and was by my front door. In the meantime, my hand smells like death combined with a lusty cabbage fart. I let him out, he bolts very quickly. I go & wash my hands. Dry hands. They still smell. Wash a second time and dry. STILL smells like death and cabbage. I ended up spraying my hands with Dawn Power Spray and using very hot water. That finally killed the stink. Thank fucking God!
I was the domme of the situation and disregarding the stink, he was rude by humping my lap, especially when told to settle down. He didn’t have permission to cum, and the fact he jizzed on my dress and did nothing to make amends REALLY pissed me off. The fact he was upset I didn’t want to eat his dirty butt made me want to hold him down and fart in his face and see how he enjoys it. But I didn’t, because I have some class.
I made a note of his website handle and the name he told me, because if he darkens my doorstep again, I will absolutely fart on him and charge him for the extra effort. He deserves Pink Eye. 😂
Needless to say, I was mad & it took me a bit to not want to find him and fart on him. I say that in jest, but I was legitimately disrespected.
Here’s to another day of wild & reckless abandon. Cheers! 🍻
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